Wisdom, Knowledge and Experience - Funny Jokes (2023)

The dead can try to talk to the living just as much as the old can try to talk to the young.
Willa Cather

  • a wise old man
  • The voice of experience.
  • Wise Farmer's Donkey
  • Wisdom comes with experience.
  • funny epithets to live by
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  • 1 A wise old man
  • 2 The voice of experience can be sometimes funny and sometimes stimulating
  • 3 The Wise Farmer's Donkey
  • 4 Wisdom comes with experience
  • 5 Thought-Provoking Epithets Honest, Kind, True, and Fun to Live By
  • 6 A funny and witty tale about the senility of wisdom
  • 7 See more words of wisdom, jokes and quotes

a wise old man

Richard was a wise old man, having retired and bought a modest house near a high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace, quiet, and contentment.

So a new school year
it started. The next afternoon, three boys, full of youthful enthusiasm after school, walked down their street, happily knocking over every trash can they could find.
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the thunderous percussion
it went on day after day, until finally Richard decided it was time to act. The following afternoon, he went out to meet the young 'percussionists' who were walking down the street. stop
them, he said: 'You children are so much fun. I like to see you express your exuberance like this. In fact, I used to do the same when I was your age. Will you do me a favor? I'll give you a dollar each if
you will promise to come every day and do what you want.'

The children were delighted and continued to do a great job with the trash cans.

After a few days, the old man greeted the children again, but this time
He had a sad smile on his face. 'This recession is really taking a toll on my income,' she told them. 'From now on I can only pay you 50 cents to hit the cans.'
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the loud ones were
obviously disgusted, but they accepted the offer and carried on with the chaos of the afternoon. A few days later, Richard, the wily retiree, accosted them again as they were walking down the street. 'Look at,'
he said, 'I don't have my Social Security [old age pension] check yet, so I can't give you more than 25 cents. Everything's fine?

"Just a miserable room?" the drummer leader
he exclaimed. 'If you think we're going to waste time beating these cans for a quarter, you're crazy! No way, sir. We give up!'

Richard, the intelligent old man, enjoyed peace and quiet for the rest of his life.
rest of your days

The voice of experience can be sometimes funny and sometimes reflective.

Will and Guy hope you enjoy these examples of wisdom, knowledge, and

  • James, a 6-year-old boy, turned to his grandfather and said, 'When
    Die, grandpa, I don't want your money. Please, leave me your memory.
    [As told to Will George, an old and valued friend who has a monumental
  • Be true to your teeth, or they will be false.
  • Human
    beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from
    experience of others, are also notable for their apparent dislike
    to do this: Douglas Adams
  • We can only learn to love by loving: Iris
  • Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes: Oscar Wilde
  • Today people seek knowledge, not wisdom. Knowledge is from the past
    wisdom is from the future: Vernon Cooper
  • Education is when you read the
    small letter. Experience is what you get if you don't: Pete Seeger
  • if in
    first you can't, destroy all evidence that you tried
  • You never do
    card tricks for the group you play poker with
  • experience is something
    you can't until right after you need it
  • To steal a person's ideas.
    it is plagiarism; stealing from many is research
  • the experience is difficult
    teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson later: Vernon
    Lei by Sanders
  • There is a fine line between genius and insanity.
  • The age is
    too high a price to pay for expiration
  • Conscience is what hurts when
    all your other parts are so good
  • Blessed are those who can laugh at
    themselves, because they will never stop having fun
  • monday is horrible
    way to spend 1/7 of your life
  • Experience is not what happens to a man,
    It is what a man does with what happens to him: Aldous Huxley
  • a light
    the heart lives long - William Shakespeare
  • Here's something to think about:
    Why You Never See A Headline Like 'Psychic Wins Lottery': Jay Leno
  • Imagination is more important than knowledge - Albert Einstein
  • the change is
    inevitable; except vending machines
  • You can't stop laughing because
    your age you get old because you stop laughing

Wise Farmer's Donkey

One day, a farmer's donkey fell into a well. the animal cried
pitifully for hours while the farmer tried to find a way to get it out.
Finally he decided that it was probably impossible and that the animal was old and the
well was dry anyway, so there was no point in trying to recover the
Donkey. So the farmer asked his neighbors to help him cover
down to the well They all picked up shovels and started throwing dirt into the
We go.

At first, when the donkey realized what was happening, he cried terribly.
Then, to everyone's astonishment, he calmed down and brayed happily. A few shovels later, the farmer looked into the pit to see what was there.
happening and was shocked by what he saw. With every shovel of dirt that
hit the back, the donkey jerked and took a step up.

As the farmer's neighbors continued to throw dirt on the animal,
he continued to tremble and take a step forward. coming soon for everyone
amazed, the donkey jumped over the edge of the well and trotted off.

Will and Guy consider the moral of this story to be: life goes
shovel dirt on you. The trick to get out of the hole is to shake it.
and take a step forward. Through the application of wisdom, all adversity can be
turned into a springboard The way out of the deepest well
is never to give up, but to shake off and step forward.

What happens to you is not as important as how you react to it.

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Wisdom comes with experience.

Dwayne is a strong young man on the construction site, boasting that he can beat anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of one of the older workers, George. Later
For several minutes, George drank as much as he was willing to drink. 'Okay, Dwayne, why don't you put your money where your mouth is?' he said thoughtfully. I bet a week's wages I can haul something
a dolly for that accessory you won't be able to push back.'

"You're ready, old man," Dwayne the braggart replied, grinning. 'Let's see what you got.'

George the Elder stretched out his hand
and seized the wheelbarrow by the handles. Then, nodding to Dwayne, she said, 'Okay. Log in.'

Provocative, honest, charming, true and
funny epithets to live by

Written by Regina Brett, a 90-year-old journalist - The Plain
Newspaper Distributor, Cleveland, Ohio.

1. Life isn't fair, but it's still good.

2. When in doubt, just take the next small step.

3. Life is too short to waste time hating someone.

4. Your job won't take care of you when you're sick. your friends and
parents go Keep touch.

5. Pay off your credit cards every month.

6. You don't have to win every argument. I agree to disagree.

7. Cry with someone. It's more healing than crying alone.

8. It is okay to be angry with God. He can accept.

9. Save for retirement starting with your first paycheck.

10. When it comes to chocolate, it's useless to resist.

11. Make peace with your past so it doesn't spoil your present.

12. It's okay for your kids to see you cry.

13. Do not compare your life with that of others. you have no idea what they are
traveling is everything.

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14. If a relationship has to be secret, you shouldn't be in it.

15. Everything can change in the blink of an eye. But do not worry; God
never blinks.

16. Take a deep breath. Calm the mind.

17. Get rid of everything that is not useful, beautiful or joyful.

18. Anything that doesn't kill you actually makes you stronger.

19. It is never too late to have a happy childhood. but the second is
It depends on you and no one else.

20. When it comes to pursuing what you love in life, don't take no as
an answer.

21. Light the candles, put on the nice sheets, put on the fancy lingerie. Nope
save it for a special occasion. Today is special.

22. Over-prepare and get carried away.

23. Be eccentric now. dont wait
old agewear purple.

24. The most important organ is the brain.

25. No one is in charge of your happiness except you.

26. Frame all the so-called disasters with these words "In five years,
this issue?"

27. Always choose life.

28. Forgive everyone everything.

29. What others think of you is none of your business.

30. Time heals almost everything. Of time.

31. No matter how good or bad a situation is, it will change.

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32. Don't take yourself too seriously. Nobody else knows.

33. Believe in miracles.

34. God loves you for who God is, not for anything you have done.
or did not.

35. Do not audit life. Show up and make the most of it now.

36. Getting old is better than the alternative: dying young.

37. Your children have only one childhood.

38. All that really matters in the end is that you loved it.

39. Get out of the house every day. Miracles are waiting everywhere.

40. If we all piled up our problems and saw those of others, would we be
get ours back.

41. Envy is a waste of time. You already have everything you need.

42. The best is yet to come.

43. No matter how you feel, get up, get dressed and introduce yourself.

44. Yield.

45. Life is not tied with a bow, but it is still a gift.

sometimes it pays to be old

a funny,
witty short storyWisdomSenility


An elderly couple, John and Maureen Barnden, were celebrating their
sixtieth wedding anniversary. The couple married in childhood.
boyfriends and returned to their old neighborhood, on the outskirts
Burlington, Vermont, shortly after retiring.

Hand in hand, John and Maureen returned to their old school. I was
locked, so they went inside and found the old desk they shared, where John
had carved "I love you, Moz."

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On the way home, a bag of money fell out of an armored car,
practically falling at his feet; Maureen picked it up quickly and didn't
Not knowing what to do with it, they took it home. There, she counted the money:
seventy thousand dollars. [approx. £45,000]

John declared, 'We've got to give it back, Moz.'

Maureen quickly replied, 'Finders Keepers, dear,' and put the
money in the bag and hid it in the attic.

The next day, two policemen were going door to door in his
neighborhood looking for the money and knocked on John and Maureen's door.

'Sorry, sorry to bother you, but did any of you find a bag that
fell out of a Securicor van yesterday?

Maureen responded firmly, 'No.'

John responded clearly and loudly: 'She's lying. she hid it in

Maureen glared at him and said, 'Don't believe him, he's going senile.'

The agents turned to John and began questioning him. Someone says, 'Now sir,
think about yesterday and tell us the whole story from the

'Well,' John began, 'it was like this: when Maureen and I were walking
yesterday from school...'

The first policeman turns to his partner and looks up.
the heavens whisper: 'Come on, friend.'


Author Unknown: Story adapted by Will and Guy and names have been changed
to protect the guilty.

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